For the sake of those who weren't present on the 31st Night, the results of A14 Awards 2008 shall be posted here. (these are just for laughs, don't be too happy when you get these, yes that means the dog.)

The first award to be given out is the DETESTABLE SMARTYPANTS 2008. Have you ever felt so infuriated when you looked at your own results and then at these people? When you asked them for the secrets to scoring, they will simply reply with such turn-off answers like 'oh i don't know leh, i only study a little' 'i didn't study at all, i was slacking!' blah blah and you just wanna roll your eyes at them (okay, this is pertaining to me only).

So now, time for the four finalists.



(start from top left):

Annabelle who heads two CCAs and yet is still able to produce good results in Lit, Maths and Econs.

Tan Tixi who devotes her life to soccer and sleeps in almost every lecture, yet she tops the class in Maths and have consistently good results in Lit.

Lee Boon Kiang who is the closet mugger as we all know. Always in the i-don't-study mood but surprisingly tops the LEVEL in Lit PC and impressed Mr Lee with his Econs essays.

Yi Rong who claims he reads only Entertainment news but yet tops the class in GP all the time and astonishing essays for Lit.

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And (dragging the 'd' sound) it is a tie between [LEE BOON KIANG] the closet mugger AND [ANNABELLE] the sick mugger!

(claps)


Moving on, next up we have Mr Suave 2008.

As we all know, A14 has only 6 guys and 16 girls, so that pretty much limits the competition between the guys because we all know Janard is the rightful winner. Being modest, he has decided to sit out of the award, so that the other 5 stands a chance to fight for it.

Once again, the finalists!



(top left):

Lee Boon Kiang who charms many girls in the class with his wondrous complexion.

Lionel who steals the hearts of many(okay maybe just one he is eyeing) with his silent composure.

Yi Rong, the intellectual guy in class who is the smart dream-guy of many girls.

Mutt Yao who has his large group of mina fans.

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This was basically a walkover, cause the winner got more than half the votes. It goes to [L] the quiet charmer!

(claps)


Since we have an award for the guys, how could we forget the girls. The competition for MISS GLAMOROUS 2008 is really tight with 16 of them vie-ing for it. Though I must state that the word 'glamorous' is really ironic cause none of them fits it! (hides) But still, we have the final 3 who has the top 3 highest votes.



(left to right):

Chen Ying who has kept her looks well despite being the -ahem- oldd..oldest...LOL! Also, her skill at sa jiao-ing is really competent.

Lim Li Ling who though appears very sanpak and still is, captures many guys' attention until she starts talking.

Sarah Mei Feng the one who possesses absolute brain beauty and sweep guys off their feet.

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Beauty Queen 2008 is awarded to..........[CHEN YING] the legacy who always look younger than the actual age.

(claps)

I'm unsure if the next recipient for this award should be happy, cause sometimes they seemed quite irritated being called these names, but oh well it has become their identity in the class. Now to introduce these weird people.



(top left):

Valedog is the class pet. Everyone could abuse her in whatever they like, and command her to do anything. basically, she's just like a normal dog except she waste water alot by consistently bathing, hence the lack of fur.

Ngo Hiang is the powerful female martial artist and who has a sharp tongue. Never offend her for she will counter with not only verbal assaults but with physical violence too.

Oily Face who never stops eating and stealing people's food. Beware, for she will consume your entire kitchen and if she's in a foul mood, she will drown u in a sea of oil. One of the most powerful pokemon in class.

Mutt Yao is the sacred malay prince. He often masquerades as one, oops actually he doesn't. AND PLS DUN LET HIM TAP YOU ON THE SHOULDERS DURING MAHJONG!

Auntie Blackhole is the one tied with Oily as the top 2 most powerful pokemon. If you make her pissed, she will suck you into her bottomless hole. She's secretly 40years old already, judging from her auntie antics.

Freak of Nature is one of the tallest girl in the school, i think just beneath Jessica but anyway, look out for this giant. She will attack you with her bowling cannon.

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Due to overwhelming characteristics of all these people, we have three winners for the MOST SENTIENT AWARD 2008 and they are (in no order) [MUTT YAO] & [AUNTIE BLACKHOLE] & [VALEDOG! ]

(claps)

Finally, the most coveted award which is a measure of everyone's EQ in class. As I said, Janard is the rightful award but has once again decided to sit out again. He is really nice right, so yeap lets waste no time and look at the finalists.



(left to right) : Lim Li Ling, Lee Boon Kiang, Valedog. I don't see the point of elaborating, THIS IS ALL A FELONY! I BET THEY CHEATED!!

(sulks) [Valerie] got it. (shoves her away)

So we have come to the end of the awards presentation for 2008. stay tune and work hard to grab these awards this year, see you all again in December.